347 Days Left: Man Rings

My future wife explained to me earlier today, that she was "saving up" to get me a "nice" wedding ring. You would think with all the expenses and bull shit we have to put up with, we'd get something a little better than a ring. Rings and guys don't mix, unless the ring is for winning the Super-bowl, or the guy is "Italian" by profession.

I know some people (women) think that the ring is more than just a piece of jewelry.  It's a "symbol of everlasting love" or "a circle of trust" or "an over-priced washer." Fact of the matter is... it's just a piece of jewelry; and as much as you think that us wearing it will keep other women away like one of those electric dog fences, it actually brings them closer, like one of those delicious dog treats.

Since i am not married yet, (only 347 days), i am using my skills of deductive reasoning, but wouldn't it make more sense for women to buys guys something that we actually want, that would keep women away, like sweatpants?

My accountant (who i think is divorced multiple times) says that there are 3 rings involved in a marriage:
1. Engagement Ring
2. Wedding Rings
3. Suffering.

Gotta go. Phone Ring.

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